The Holy Grail of Lorem Ipsum

     

Oh, haw haw haw. Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? The wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table. Greetings, Tim the Enchanter. Uh, so, uh, anything you can do to, uh, to help, would be... very... helpful... Oh, don't worry about that. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries. Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom. [yelling] [thundering noise of feet] [dramatic music] [more yelling]