If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! [clop clop] Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] Shall I? Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea. There! Look! You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune! What is your name? Well, that's what's carved in the rock! Oh, lie!