Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. Well, that's what it says. Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain. Nee! And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave. Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail? Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it! What is he doing here? Oh, please!