Greetings, King Arthur! No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. Now I've dropped my mud. I was looking for it. Yes you were, you were in terrible peril. I seek the Holy Grail. O Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights. Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded! Just a flesh wound. [bang]