The Holy Grail of Lorem Ipsum

     

Oh, just some friends. You silly sod! You got us all worked up! Ah, this one is for your mother! [twong] The Tale of Sir Robin.... So each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels. Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune! You liar! Not like that! Not like that! No, stop it! No, it isn't.