The Holy Grail of Lorem Ipsum

     

Open the door! Open the door! [pound pound pound] In the name of King Arthur, open the door! [squeak thump] [squeak boom] Oh, come on! Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount! You killed eight wedding guests in all! Shut up! Who leaps out? Churches -- churches! Yes I have. Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink? A spanking! A spanking!