The Holy Grail of Lorem Ipsum

     

Aaauggh. To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Kyre Banorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett [boom] proclaim the last resting place of the most Holy Grail. Oooohoohohooo! Am I right? I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... [music] ...something... A witch! Oh, please! No, no -- i-it's nothing! Sir! I have a plan, sir. It is Arthur, King of the Britons.