The wise Sir Bedemir was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table. I don't want to go in the cart! Oh, cut your own head off! Be quiet! Oh, ow! Now look, it's not important. Away away vile temptress! The beds here are warm and soft -- and very, very big. What? What? Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!