Zoot! He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain. I'm Sir Launcelot, sir. Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky- ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble. Be quiet! Jesus Christ! What, behind the rabbit? You fell out of the tower, you creep! Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?