The Holy Grail of Lorem Ipsum

     

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! Launcelot! Launcelot! [angels singing] Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you. Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] Yes, what is it? And you'll come and get him. A newt? Dramatically, sir? It could be carried by an African swallow! Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity!